Tumblr, cats, pizza, baths, &All Time Low are life.
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
(Source: thelordsofsummer, via alancatsbyorjackbarakitty)
congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the sidebar picture
(Source: rorystarkhasmoved, via ecstasy-dream)
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
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